Most drivers will be pulled over for one reason or another at some point during their lives, and many of them will try to come up with a plausible explanation or excuse to justify their infractions and hopefully convince the police officer to let them go with a warning. A Florida woman took that game to the extreme last month when she told officers that she would not be able to successfully complete her field sobriety test because her large breasts made it impossible for her to walk a straight line, at least without assistance.
Port St. Lucie police officers made every attempt to ensure that 49-year-old Maureen Raymond was in the best condition possible for a field sobriety test - except sober, of course - and even asked her if she was injured in any way, to which Ms. Raymond replied that she had big breasts and whiplash.
For her part, Ms. Raymond really attempted to demonstrate that despite the prevalent odor of alcohol emanating from her and her vehicle, she was actually quite sober. She even offered to go ahead with the sobriety test, in spite of her physical limitations, if one of the officers would just hold her hand to help her balance. When that didn't work, she started dancing, which apparently is easier for a big-breasted woman than walking in a straight line. She even went so far as to begin removing her clothes so that she could prove to the police that she was sincere about her problem.
For her part, Ms. Raymond really attempted to demonstrate that despite the prevalent odor of alcohol emanating from her and her vehicle, she was actually quite sober. She even offered to go ahead with the sobriety test, in spite of her physical limitations, if one of the officers would just hold her hand to help her balance. When that didn't work, she started dancing, which apparently is easier for a big-breasted woman than walking in a straight line. She even went so far as to begin removing her clothes so that she could prove to the police that she was sincere about her problem.
Believe it or not, in spite of all her good faith efforts, the police still went ahead and arrested her. At the station, officers asked her to take a breathalyzer, to which she reportedly responded by telling the officer to relax because she was in the middle of praying. Luckily, she never did end up giving a breath sample, and if she gets herself a good Port St. Lucie DUI lawyer, she actually has a decent shot at beating the DUI charge.
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