Most people are familiar with the saying that a dog is "man's best friend." However, for three unfortunate inmates in a Paraguay prison, it turns out that a dog can actually be man's worst enemy. The three inmates put many long days of work into digging a tunnel that stretched from their prison cell to the street outside the prison. When it came time to execute their plan, however, they found that there was just one slight issue they had not considered.
According to inmate Hilario Villalba, the minute that he stuck his head out of his freshly-dug escape tunnel, a stray dog who happened to be in the vicinity began to bark. Despite Villalba and his comrades' best efforts, the dog refused to stop, and soon a prison guard came running to see what all the fuss was about. The three inmates were quickly captured and put back behind bars.
In the aftermath of their recapture, Paraguay police paraded the men in front of the media, perhaps as an example to their fellow inmates. Although the near-escape will undoubtedly earn these fellows a little extra scrutiny around the prison yard, Villalba ensured that he will get an extra dose by declaring that he will most certainly attempt to escape again because his 30-year prison sentence for double-murder just isn't fair.
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