Sunday, October 13, 2013

Is that a chicken in your pants...?

I was recently pregnant, so I can certainly understand that feeling of being hungry for one thing in particular and just needing to eat it.  Fortunately, I was in a position that enabled me to pretty much do that, just so long as I was not craving caviar on a regular basis, which, believe me, I was not.

Sadly, that must not have been the case for 48-year-old Kenneth Thomas Amarite, of Vero Beach, Florida, who was arrested for shoplifting just over $4.00 worth of chicken wings from a local delicatessan. Amarite, in an apparent attempt to ensure he would not be asked to return the stolen merchandise, stuffed the wings down his pants before making a break for it.  Unfortunately for Mr. Amarite, the delicatessan manager must get a lot of wings-in-the-pants attempted robberies because he was able to detain Amarite until police arrived.

There is no indication of whether or not Amarite was permitted to eat the wings, nor of whether the wings were mild, medium, hot, or suicide.

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